| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Offensive Language | George Carlin | 4:47 | |
| 2 | I Ain't Afraid of Cancer | George Carlin | 1:59 | |
| 3 | Some People Are Stupid | George Carlin | 2:30 | |
| 4 | Rape Can Be Funny | George Carlin | 3:51 | |
| 5 | Feminist Blowjob | George Carlin | 7:25 | |
| 6 | Good Ideas | George Carlin | 2:36 | |
| 7 | Things You Never See | George Carlin | 0:55 | |
| 8 | Things You Never Hear | George Carlin | 1:20 | |
| 9 | Things You Don't Wanna Hear | George Carlin | 2:19 | |
| 10 | Life's Little Moments | George Carlin | 3:59 | |
| 11 | I Love My Dog | George Carlin | 7:04 | |
| 12 | Organ Donor Programs | George Carlin | 1:18 | |
| 13 | Don't Pull the Plug on Me | George Carlin | 1:30 | |
| 14 | They're Only Words | George Carlin | 1:49 | |
| 15 | Euphemisms | George Carlin | 9:47 |
